Monday, July 03, 2006

Wanna be an All Star? Join the Royals!

Are you tired of playing everyday for 162 games without being recognized? Are you tired of your better teammates getting all the attention and All-Star bonuses? Have you ever wanted to be an All-Star yourself, but never really wanted to take the drugs nor put in the time to get there? Well, the Kansas City Royals would be a perfect match for you! Pretend that you want to play with us and we'll sign you to a big contract to give you some name recognition and come July, you _will_ be an All Star.

That should be the new advertising campaign for the Royals to entice above average talent to their team. Heck, as Mark Redman showed, you don't even have to be above average to qualify.

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